Total Medals Earned: 232 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,970 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 15/16 (445/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/455 points)
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Try out the shades.
...while we sleep.
Get a headache.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
Buy an upgrade.
Fox!
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Like me on Facebook.
Kill the tattler.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
Get Frank to help you.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Follow Genclops.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 6/26 (70/500 points)
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Launch the Turtle
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing